Sandy Berger - Pantsmaster

Going up against someone defending Berger must be the easiest debate assignment there is.

All you need do is occasionally say, in incredulous tones, "Pants!" or "Socks!", all with an amazed, unbelieving look on your face.

"Pants" is a funny word.

When committing a crime, try not to involve your pants, or people will laugh at you. A lot. Forever.